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"Merely keep moving forward and don't give a shit about what anybody thinks. Exercise what yous have to do, for yous."
― Johnny Depp

"Life happens. Shit happens. And information technology happens a lot. To a lot of people."
― Colleen Hoover, Slammed

"I've been defendant of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit."
― Mel Brooks

"Shit is the tofu of cursing and tin be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot every bit shit. Windy as shit. I myself was confounded as shit..."
― David Sedaris

"There are four kinds of people to avert in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the donkey-kissers, and those that merely will shit all over yous."
― Anthony Liccione

"I wonder idly how long i can go without sleep earlier I flip my shit and showtime running downward the street in my underwear, hallicinating purple spiders."
― Lauren Oliver, Earlier I Fall

"It'south difficult to actually look at somebody and go: "Hey, mayhap something nice volition happen." You lot just don't-- I know too much about life to have any optimism, considering I know even if it'due south squeamish, it's going to lead to shit. I know that if you smile at somebody and they smile back, you've merely decided that something shitty is going to happen."
― Louis C. K.

"God'due south grace is non defined as God beingness forgiving to us fifty-fifty though we sin. Grace is when God is a source of wholeness, which makes upwardly for my failings. My failings hurt me and others and even the planet, and God's grace to me is that my brokenness is non the concluding give-and-take ... information technology's that God makes beautiful things out of even my own shit. Grace isn't most God creating humans and flawed beings and so acting all hurt when we inevitably fail and and so stepping in like the hero to grant us grace - similar maxim, "Oh, information technology'south OK, I'll exist the good guy and forgive you lot." It's God proverb, "I dearest the world also much to let your sin define y'all and be the last word. I am a God who makes all things new."
― Nadia Bolz-Weber, Pastrix: The Cranky, Beautiful Faith of a Sinner Saint

"It's easy to talk big, but the important thing is whether or non yous clean upwards the shit."
― Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood

"You and I both know that love is for children,'' he said. ''We're adults. Compatibility is for adults.''

''Compatibility is for my Bluetooth and my car,'' Teresa replied. ''Only they get along just fine, and my car never makes my bluetooth experience similar shit."
― Maggie Stiefvater, Sinner

"Spontaneously, without any theological training, I, a child, grasped the incompatibility of God and shit and thus came to question the bones thesis of Christian anthropology, namely that man was created in God's paradigm. Either/or: either human being was created in God'southward epitome - and has intestines! - or God lacks intestines and homo is not similar him.

The ancient Gnostics felt as I did at the age of 5. In the second century, the Great Gnostic main Valentinus resolved the damnable dilemma by challenge that Jesus "ate and drank, simply did not defecate."

Shit is a more onerous theological problem than is evil. Since God gave man freedom, we can, if need be, accept the idea that He is not responsible for homo's crimes. The responsibility for shit, however, rests entirely with Him, the creator of man."
― Milan Kundera, The Unbearable Lightness of Existence

"You take less accolade than a piece of shit."
― Alison Goodman

"This dudes nuttier than squirrel shit."

-Ty Henderson"
― Madeleine Urban

"If y'all showtime to smell some of the shit, you start smelling all of the shit"
― Doug Stanhope

"One of the few times in a homo's life when he is not full of shit!!

The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!"
― Jim Lawrence

"It wasn't off-white, just what is? Life is a crap carnival with shit prizes."
― Stephen King, Mr. Mercedes

"Popatrz jeno. Kościół, karczma, bordel, a w środku między nimi kupa gówna. Oto parabola ludzkiego żywota."
― Andrzej Sapkowski, Narrenturm

"Things are chosen shit for a reason, dear."
― Chloe Jun

"Don't step on shits, don't be role of shits, don't shit on others equally you lot escape from other bullshits." ~ Angelica Hopes, an excerpt from If I Could Tell Y'all"
― Angelica Hopes

"Shit happens. Doesn't mean yous take to pace in it. Only if you do I would purchase a new pair of shoes."
― Kilburn Hall

"Nobody gives a shit that y'all're offended. I'm not. And my opinion is more important to me than yours."
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert

"A young English couple was visiting with me one summer after I had been composting humanure for about six years. Ane evening, as dinner was being prepared, the couple all of a sudden understood the horrible reality of their situation: the food they were about to eat was recycled man shit. When this fact abruptly dawned upon them, it seemed to prepare off an instinctive alarm, mayhap inherited direct from Queen Victoria. "Nosotros don't want to eat shit!" they informed me, rather distressed (that's an exact quote), as if in preparing dinner I had merely set a steaming turd on a plate in front of them with a knife, fork and napkin."
― Joseph C. Jenkins, The Humanure Handbook: A Guide to Composting Human Manure

"I wonder either their God has turned old, ill or died, because even the religious people no more believe in shit."
― K.F. Moonzajer

"Greed is when you don't give a shit about humanity."
― Anthony T. Hincks

"Laxatives will always win the race."
― Anthony T. Hincks

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